Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuscan Infomercial...

Hello friend, have you decided what to make for dinner tonight? Well, you're in luck. Start with choosing your favorite local pasta. Then, pair with local tomatoes, Basil, oil, cheese, truffles, or whatever condiment you should have easy access to....

What's that? You'd like Lasagne? Well Sir/Madam, you're in luck!!

Instead of MAKING that annoying Bechamel Sauce, look no further with Chef Brand pre-made Bechamel!!! You heard me! Why drop $45 k to go to a culinary school when this little box will essentially make your skill-set completely useless! That's right friends, you too will be completely obsolete thanks to this italian wonder-product! hahahahha, just kidding!!! This stuff definately couldn't hold a candle to any of the sauces i've had hand-made for me over the years. (yeah, pastry kids barely ever make bechamel) It's just kinda funny that you can buy pre-made sauce here. Anywho, back to the dinner dillema....

So, once you're decided on what to make, grab 3-4 bottles of your favorite local wine,


slap your favorite cut of meat on your rustic (yet chic..hah) fireplace grill kit,

slice a few chunks off your fully-cured (and heavenly) leg of prosciutto and BAM, insta-talian dinner!!


All this for a measly 10 Euro. ($15) Yessir, there's no wonder these people never go hungry!!
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

must have proscuitto!

Anonymous said...

the meat in that vise looks like something from a horror movie... yet somehow very delicious.